Someone should inform Mountain Dew that they're selling soda

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 04/26/2015 at 18:02 • Filed to: Bevlopnik

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...not 12 year old scotch.

Because of that, their upcoming Crafted Dark Berry flavor is a little oddly named, to say the least.

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whoarder is tellurium > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/26/2015 at 18:04

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Yes... that is quite puzzling. Is it also aged and fermented in oak soda barrels?

Roadster Man > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/26/2015 at 18:05

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Next thing you know, you’ll be telling me that my MONSTER isn’t IMPORTED!

fhrblig > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/26/2015 at 18:07

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Well, they did crank out this abomination after all:

It tasted like someone mixed PBR with Mountain Dew. Hideous.

Sam > whoarder is tellurium 04/26/2015 at 18:09

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Next is Mountain Dew Devil’s Cut. Uncarbonated, because it comes from the oak barrels themmselves.

PS9 > Roadster Man 04/26/2015 at 18:11

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It is imported. From America, to america.

Saoul-Virage > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/26/2015 at 18:13

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They should produce “mignonette” (very tiny glass bottle) in a metal box with an F1 driver pictured on it to be credible (maybe Max Verstappen as he is not allow to drink legally) :

whoarder is tellurium > Sam 04/26/2015 at 18:17

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Brewed in the Pepsi mountains using fresh mountain dew for that signature key taste.

Coty > PS9 04/26/2015 at 18:36

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It’s imported from Detroit.

MLGCarGuy > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/26/2015 at 18:56

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It’s scotch for 12 year old gamers.

whoarder is tellurium > fhrblig 04/26/2015 at 19:01

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Saw a commercial for this today

boxrocket > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/26/2015 at 19:12

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I'm off soda as part of a weight-loss plan (40lbs so far just from that change, and smaller portions), but I would have loved to have had a chance to try that.

fhrblig > whoarder is tellurium 04/26/2015 at 20:15

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That’s been out before. It’s meh. Just fruit-flavored soda.

Frank Grimes > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/26/2015 at 20:39

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I want to try all the non alcoholic beverage choices. the dew shine is great!

Frenchlicker > fhrblig 04/26/2015 at 22:49

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God that stuff was terrible.

Frenchlicker > Saoul-Virage 04/26/2015 at 22:50

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How much is that tiny bottle in a tin?

Frenchlicker > Saoul-Virage 04/26/2015 at 22:51

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Wait, looked at it again and noticed that I should have said was.

Bill"TheStig"Murray > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/27/2015 at 00:41

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Mountain Dew sounds like an old moonshine recipe anyways, maybe they should switch to spirits...